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	<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 11:09:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Ţeapă</title>
		<link>http://totolici.wordpress.com/2008/06/14/teapa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 11:09:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[soccer]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ţeapă fotbal]]></category>

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		<title>Cum e viaţa la 70 de ani</title>
		<link>http://totolici.wordpress.com/2008/05/30/cum-e-viata-la-70-de-ani/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 20:24:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[top10]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[batrani]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bătrâneţe]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[viaţa la 70 de ani]]></category>

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Într-o situaţie cu luare de ostatici este cel mai probabil să scapi printre primii.
Nimeni nu prea vrea să te răpească.
Nimeni nu se aşteaptă să fugi undeva.
Lumea te sună la 10 dimineaţa şi te întreabă: &#8220;Scuze, te-am trezit?&#8221;
Poţi să iei cina la ora 16.
Poţi să supravieţuieşti fără sex dar nu fără ochelari.
Nu-ţi mai sugi burta indiferent [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Replici din procese</title>
		<link>http://totolici.wordpress.com/2008/05/28/replici-din-procese/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 19:37:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[avocati]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[idioti]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[judecata]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[judecatorie]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[martori]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[procese]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[replici din procese]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://totolici.wordpress.com/?p=305</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dialogurile prezentate s-au petrecut in realitate, in timpul unor procese ce au avut loc in Statele Unite.
Avocat: Domnule doctor, inainte de a incepe autopsia ati verificat pulsul?
Martor: Nu.
A: Ati verificat tensiunea arteriala?
M: Nu.
A: Ati verificat daca respira?
M: Nu.
A: Atunci este posibil ca pacientul dumneavoastra sa fi fost in viata in momentul cand ati inceput autopsia?
M: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hole - Celebrity Skin</title>
		<link>http://totolici.wordpress.com/2008/05/08/hole-celebrity-skin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 17:46:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[video]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Celebrity Skin lyrics]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Hole]]></category>

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Oh, make me over
Im all I want to be
A walking study
In demonology
Hey, so glad you could make it
Yeah, now you really made it
Hey, so glad you could make it now
Oh, look at my face
My name is might have been
My name is never was
My names forgotten
Hey, so glad you could make it
Yeah, now you really made [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chiar niciodată?</title>
		<link>http://totolici.wordpress.com/2008/04/27/chiar-niciodata/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:47:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[flashed by the easter bunny]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[iepuraş]]></category>

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		<title>De Paşte &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://totolici.wordpress.com/2008/04/26/de-paste/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:04:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>totolici</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Din viaţa de zi cu zi]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[biserica]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[enoriasi]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[oua de paste]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[paste]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[slujba de inviere]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Diseară toată lumea merge la Biserică. Se adună toţi cu mic cu mare să se închine la icoane. Sunt toţi smeriţi după ce-au muncit atâta şi şi-au băgat şi şi-au scos pe toate părţile că na ştii cum e când munceşti, sigur te mai enervează câte ceva îţi mai bagi un picior mai frigi un [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Amendă?</title>
		<link>http://totolici.wordpress.com/2008/04/25/amenda/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:57:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>totolici</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[amenzi]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[amenzi autobuz]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[controlori]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cretini]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[idioti]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[proces verbal]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Astăzi mi-am cumpărat bilet la autobuz. Îmi expirase abonamentu&#8217;. Şi m-am urcat în autobuz, m-am luat la discuţii cu Mădă şi am uitat să pontez biletul. Cu o staţie înainte să coborâm mă trezesc cu controlorul că vrea să vadă biletul. Eh asta e. Coborâm cu el şi îi dau buletinu&#8217; şi se apucă de [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poezia lu&#8217; peşte</title>
		<link>http://totolici.wordpress.com/2008/04/25/poezia-lu-peste/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:06:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>totolici</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Scrise de alţii]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[poezie despre scoala]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Poezie scrisă de un coleg de-al meu dedicată unei &#8220;dragi&#8221; profesoare.  
Trancaneste neincetat
Ca o moara ce demult s-a stricat
Povestitoare duioasa ea se vrea
Mai bine s-ar apuca sa bea
Dar nu orice de pe orice tava
Ci venin sau o puternica otrava
Mori si crapi, baba a dracului
Inecate-ai la fundul lacului
Muscata de clestii racului
Legata la fundul sacului
In cap [...]]]></description>
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		<title>El e Dany</title>
		<link>http://totolici.wordpress.com/2008/04/24/el-e-dany/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:03:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>totolici</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Na iaca ce face Toto când se plictiseşte. Stă la asl cu ăştia mici. :))
toto says : cine eşti?
dany_beckham92 : sal
dany_beckham92 : dany
dany_beckham92 : u?
toto says : toto
toto says : de unde ai idul meu?
dany_beckham92 : am luat un program dp net
dany_beckham92 : sh am luat cateva id
toto says : ce program?
toto says : adică [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Runaway Train</title>
		<link>http://totolici.wordpress.com/2008/04/23/runaway-train/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 19:40:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>totolici</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[video]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[runaaway train lyrics]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Runaway Train]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Soul Asylum]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Soul Asylum

Call you up in the middle of the night
Like a firefly without a light
You were there like a slow torch burning
I was a key that could use a little turning
So tired that I couldn&#8217;t even sleep
So many secrets I couldn&#8217;t keep
Promised myself I wouldn&#8217;t weep
One more promise I couldn&#8217;t keep
It seems no one can [...]]]></description>
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